Super Mr. Wiggly

Mr. Wiggly was driving around town the other day, and then it occurred to him, "Hey, I'm Superman!" Well, as you can probably imagine, he was pretty excited about this. Since he had all of these superpowers now, he didn't really need his car anymore, after all, he can fly ya know. He was happy about this, because this would save him a lot of money. Gas is expensive! Sheesh! Then you have maintenance, and what if it breaks down? Stupid tow trucks. Then you have to deal with....sorry. Anyway, uh, Super Mr. Wiggly. He drove his car off a cliff. He thought it would be more fun than selling it. Tried to push it off, but for some reason his super strength didn't work. Must have had some Kryptonite somewhere in the car that he didn't know about. After all of that, he thought it was time to fight some bad guys, so he went downtown to try and find some evil do-ers. Well, he saw this one guy mugging another guy, so he ran over to the mugger and yelled, "I'm Superman!" So the mugger shot Mr. Wiggly in the head.

What we learned from this adventure: Don't try to push you car off a cliff.