The doctor's visit

Well. Mr. Wiggly went to the doctor today. Doctors told him he had lost his leg. Must've been a laundry accident they said. Looks to have happened about a month ago. This all came as a shock to Mr. Wiggly. He didn't even realize that it was missing. Unfortunately for him, he had to have lost both legs in order to receive his Missing Legs Benefits from the government. So he stuck his other leg in a wood chipper.

What we learned from this adventure: Don't always trust a doctor. Turned out Mr. Wiggly still had his leg all along. They had gotten his X-ray mixed up with another patient's X-ray. Idiots.