Famous Mr. Wiggly

One day Mr. Wiggly was walking through the park and he came across an
acorn. He thought to him self, "Hey, this is an acorn." Well, after that day Mr. Wiggly decided that he was destine to be famous, since, as we all know,
not only finding, but knowing what an acorn is means you will become famous.
So, Mr Wiggly went to the supermarket to give out his autograph to the little people. He felt good about how he was going to remember all the small people unlike most famous people. He would grace everyone there with his autograph. So after running home (because his limo must have run out of gas somewhere on the way to pick him up) and getting his pen, he headed off to the supermarket. He stood around for a bit and no one came up to him to ask him for his autograph. He realized that everyone was intimidated by him, since he was so famous and all. So he took it upon himself to go up to people and offer it to them. He went up to a lady looking at an apple and offered her his autograph. She said no thanks, and walked away. "How dare her," Mr. Wiggly said to himself. After he calmed down over the lady's rudeness, he went up to a little girl getting a box of cereal. He asked her if she would like his autograph. "Who are you?" the little girl asked. "Why, I am the famous Mr. Wiggly!" To which she replied, "Never heard of you before." So, he killed himself.

What we learned from this adventure: Don't look at acorns.