Knowing your neighbors

One Spring day, it was, oh, about 12:35 in the afternoon, Mr. Wiggly was going around knocking on all of his neighbors doors. Why, no one knows, but he was none the less. Well, after about his 5th door of knocking on, this big burly man came to the door.

"What do you want?!?!?!?"

Obviously, Mr. Wiggly was kind of scared, I mean, who wouldn't be, right? So he pee'd in his pants. And, also quite obvious, the big burly man found this extremely funny, so he laughed at him. Laughing is not a powerful enough word to use by the amount of humor the big burly man got out of this, but I'm sure you get the idea. Well, Mr. Wiggly did not like this guy laughing at him, so he kicked him and ran away.

What we learned from this adventure: Don't pee in your pants in front of a big burly man.